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On the alien planet searches feverishly for Will with Ward breathing down his neck the entire time. Fitz gets close and reaches for Ward’s gun. They tumble-down a sand dune. When Fitz gets up, Ward’s gun is not the only one pointed at him. The threat of Jemma dying a slow and painful death if Ward doesn’t return didn’t actually appear to be the disincentive Ward thinks it is. Regardless, Fitz complies. Just over the ridge, Ward’s men see something that brings them to their knees. The remains of what appear to be a statue or shrine with the Hydra octopus that seems larger than life.

Mack assembles the team he has at his disposal. May, Daisy, Lincoln, Bobbi, Hunter, and Joey. Using heat signatures, they can see Hydra is bringing in truckloads of something. Inhumans. Joey asks how this works. Lincoln, then Bobbi, then Daisy all give different answers. Mack interrupts them and lays out the plan. Extract their people, quietly.

Fitz gets far enough away from Ward to descend down Will’s bunker. Fitz finds Will quickly. Ward and his men follow. Ward puts Will in an execution position while Fitz screams that they need him. Outside the bunker Will and Fitz march ahead of Ward and his men. They speak quietly. Fitz explains that they are here to bring back the creature. Fitz also has a moment to get into pleasantries. Comparing this moment to the many scenario he ran through his head as to how this first meeting would go down. Reality as it turns out, its more bloody and stinky. Will even drops a “I see why Jemma loves you” line. Fitz mentions they need to lose Ward just before the extraction, Will is on board, telling Fitz to follow his lead.

At the castle, Jemma was able to free herself after Lincoln took out the power. Now in a dark compound, Jemma runs to avoid Hydra scouts. She runs past one of the containment units, Andrew’s containment unit. He pleads with her to let him out. They have a solid back and forth, Jemma resisting and Andrew leaning on his training to convince her to open the door. She does and Andrew takes out the two men searching for her.

Will is leading the convoy to the ‘no fly zone’, he suggests that Fitz stay close. A dust storm settles in. Ward is annoyed more than anything. This is a variable in the equation that they don’t have time for. In the cover of the dust storm, Will takes out two of Ward’s men. Ward eventually has enough, and decides to push through regardless of the storm. Ten feel later he finds his two dead men but no Will or Fit. They fan out to find them when three gun shots takes out the remaining men. These gunshots came from Coulson.

Daisy makes her way into a corner of the compound looking to see who or what Hydra has been delivering in. Then ‘Iron Chef’ appears to take her out. Joey sees it before she does. He yells out her name and runs over to take the bullets for her. His power and the rush of the moment actually melted the bullets mid fight. Then Lincoln takes out the Iron Chef.

The SHIELD team have barricaded themselves inside the portal room. Hydra will be bearing down on them momentarily. They try to brainstorm what exactly happens next. Lincoln is the only one thinking big picture. Despite their personal feelings, Fitz and Coulson are not more important than preventing this creature from crossing over. Putting the issue of what if that thing comes across first on the back burner, Daisy claims that they can’t leave over a dozen Inhumans there. May interjects, “Yes you can. They’re dead. Andrew or Lash, can’t really tell the difference anymore killed them all.”
Ward rambles on about his newfound purpose after seeing the Hydra statue. Coulson would clearly rather he keep his thoughts to himself. A distance further and Coulson stops short. He pulls out his binoculars to look across the distance to find Will and Fitz trudging forward.

Most of Mack’s team are content to stand over the portal guns drawn and take out anything that comes through that is not Coulson, Fitz or Will. Once again, Mack steps up as acting director. He even needs to follow-up his plan with the comment, “That’s an order” when he directs everyone except Daisy to head back to Zephyr 1.

Will and Fitz are almost at the extraction point when Fitz notices something in the distance. The remains, ruins even of what was once a thriving civilization. Something Jemma never saw. They push on and eventually Will collapses. Probably from the fact that he isn’t Will. Clearly this Will has Will’s memories and knowledge, but there is something very different. Calmer, less brash. Fitz kneels down to take a look at Will’s injured leg. I knew it. When Fitz gets down there, what he sees does not resemble the shin bone of a human. Will is not Will, that’s the creature.

Fitz: You’re not Will…
Creature: Will died saving Jemma…for me.

Fitz reaches for something but the creature kicks him down a sand dune. They slug it out. Fitz making an admirable effort considering what he’s fighting. As Fitz efforts start to fail him, Coulson and Ward emerge above them in time to see what looks like Will about to drop a very large rock on Fitz’ head. Coulson fires on the creature. It goes down but doesn’t stay down.

The creature rises and continues towards the now opened portal. Coulson and Ward continue fighting and Coulson gains the upper hand. The creature has now been shot about 6 times and he keeps getting up. That is until Fitz picks up a flare gun, takes aim and shoots the creature in the back. “Will” is immediately engulfed in flames then lies motionless.

The portal opens and yet again the frequency vibrations are giving Daisy some ‘issues’. Her and Mack stand together over the portal. Daisy looks over and says “we’re out of time” just as her eyes roll back in her head as she passes out.

With the creature neutralized and Ward down for the count, Fitz screams at Coulson to hurry before the portal closes. Coulson sees the image of Rosalind smiling back at him. It was then that Coulson knew what had to be done. Using his prosthetic hand, Coulson crushes Ward’s chest slowly. Then he removes the hand and drops it on Ward like the Kingpin and his rose. Just as Fitz and Coulson head for the portal, a snake-like tentacle can be seen leaving Will’s burning body.

Time has run out, May executes Mack’s order on time. Unleashing the Zephyr’s arsenal on the castle, if Coulson and Fitz aren’t out now, they aren’t getting out. As we watch the castle come crumbling down, a personal containment unit ascends towards the sky with Mack’s voice, “open the doors I’m bringing them in”. Everyone waits patiently in slow motion as each person exits the unit. Jemma stares inside of it as Fitz exits. There is no Will. Jemma’s emotions show through painfully, but she embraces Fitz regardless. Fitz and Coulson share an alarming stare. There is darkness behind Coulson’s eyes.

Malick’s vehicle speeds towards the airport when his driver slams on the brakes. There is a slow reveal to what looks like a zombie version of Grant Ward. It appears the creature found a new host. Hydra’s greatest agent. Grant Ward and the Hydra Creature as one entity, I guess you have to ask yourself…just how evil can Grant Ward get?

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Coulson and Rosalind sit down and Rosalind’s dining room table for a gourmet candle lit dinner of DJ’s fast food burgers. They discuss what little progress Coulson and his people have made getting a pulse on Malick’s movements. Rosalind outlines her next day and how she plans to meet with Malick. Before she can go any further a single bullet flies through her living room window striking her strategically in the throat. Coulson jumps into action, but there’s no saving her. She dies within seconds. From a solid full city block away we trace the bullet’s path…to Grant Ward.

Before Coulson can completely grasp what has just happened, his phone rings. On the other line, is Ward, taking great joy in the sound of panic in Coulson’s voice. Quickly, Coulson grabs a second phone and texts that he need immediate extraction. That’s about the time that Ward explains that tonight is the night Coulson dies. Ward has his men in route to do the deed.

Coulson gets the drop on the first guy, then uses the first guy as a human shield to get over on the second guy. As he hears a third coming, he surveys the room. Coulson is about to go ‘MacGuyver’. Using an spray can air freshener and candles, Coulson creates a explosive diversion that aids in taking out guy #3 and #4. Coulson eludes guy #5 by jumping out of a window, and hits without killing guys #5 and #6. That’s when Mack arrives, Coulson jumps in and they pull away.

Upon their return to base, Coulson heads straight for his office. May prevents Daisy from following. Inside he removes his bloody shirt. Out of his pocket falls the matches Ros had from the first pub they shared their first date like moment. The camera goes outside the office where most of the team have gathered. They can hear Coulson angrily causing damage to his office.

After Coulson’s momentary fit of anger, he escorts May to the interrogation room. Coulson wants to eliminate Ward and is willing to make his own team uncomfortable to gain new intel to help in accomplishing his goal. Beginning with details of when May and Ward were intimate. Each team member takes turns sharing whatever information they can, while Coulson’s demeanor never changes. Focused on the task. Daisy is able to shed some light into the psychosis of an adult from a damaged childhood.

Mack escorts Banks into the base. Banks claims that all he wants to do is get the guy who got Ros. Mack introduces Banks to Fitz and Simmons. They begin by showing Banks the mission patch from Will’s jacket. Banks recognized it immediately. A project NASA was working on when he and Rosalind joined up. The project was headed by an independent contractor, hired by Gideon Malick.

Ward meets up with Malick. Malick is not entirely pleased with what has transpired. He has no ill will towards taking out Rosalind, but risking Coulson at this point in the plan is in his estimation, reckless. Ward believes that the plan will go off without a hitch, all because he thinks he knows Coulson so well as to predict his moves.

Hunter attempts to give his condolences to Coulson. Without a word, Coulson goes right for Hunter picking him up by his neck. With his replaced hand, Coulson punches through a brick support just right of Hunter’s head. Hunter tries to apologize for not getting Ward earlier Then Coulson pulls back and blames himself. Everything that’s happened since Coulson brought Ward in is on Coulson.

Hunter wants another shot, one he will get. Coulson has a plan. That plan involves crossing lines the Director of SHIELD should not cross. Coulson temporarily hands over control of SHIELD to Mack as acting Director of SHIELD. Coulson will not divulge the details of his plan, by design.

Simmons tries to convince Fitz that opening another portal, even to get Will, is irresponsible. Especially considering Hydra has been trying to open a portal for decades. “That’s just an old wives tale that Hydra mothers tell their goblin babies.” Just then, gunshots are heard. Banks turns to Fitz and Simmons, gun raised. Fitz asks him not to do it, but Banks isn’t in control of himself. Malick’s Inhuman pusher (who strangely enough is played by Mark Dacascos, the host of Food Network’s original Iron Chef America). Banks’ gun levitates and shoot him in the forehead. Fitz and Simmons are spared as they are to meet with Malick, whether they want to or not.

Malick wants Jemma to share details on what she saw on the other side. Simmons nor Fitz are willing to concede anything. Jemma quickly deduces that Malick needs her because Hydra has no idea how to get back. Ward suggests they separate the two, perhaps to squeeze something out of them individually.

Coulson, Hunter and Bobbi stage a robbery. Just before we can figure out why, Coulson approaches a thirty something male in the back. All he says is, “how’d you find me?” before Coulson hits him in the face with the butt of a shotgun.

With Fitz and Simmons separated, Ward does what Ward does. Monologues like a seasoned late night talk show host. Simmons doesn’t give him anything. But Ward was never going to hurt her. The same cannot be said for Iron Chef. Next Ward moves to Fitz. Fitz’ concerns begin and end with Jemma. He holds up relatively well until he hears Jemma’s screams. Ward has no intention of doing anything to Fitz. Making him hear her screams should be enough.

Ward gets a call. Its Coulson with a little something Ward did not anticipate. Coulson aims his phone’s camera at the man they kidnapped from the jewelry store. That person is Thomas Ward, Grant’s younger and presumably innocent brother . The move gets its desired result. Thomas pleads to not be killed. Bobbi explains that no one in the plane wants that. When they explain that they are using Thomas to draw out Grant, Thomas declares that they better finish him off. Then we get a little truth about their childhood.

Grant calls back but Coulson is not the one to answer the phone. Grant starts in with what he will do to Fitz when Thomas’ voice is heard. They need a trace on his location and talking to Thomas might distract Grant long enough to get the trace. Thomas ironically pushes back a little. Asking why Ward killed their parents and Christian and even admitting that Thomas proactively moved and changed his name to stay hidden from Grant. Coulson pulls the phone after Bobbi gets the trace. In no uncertain terms, he lets Grant know that yes, they traced the call. And they are coming to put Grant down.

Ward, Malick and FitzSimmons are held up in the castle we saw a handful of episodes ago when Fitz brought Simmons back. Malick plans to open the portal. Problem is that the castle is surrounded by a ‘fortified Hydra’. In order to prevent any more harm to come Jemma’s way, Fitz has volunteered to go through the portal himself.

As acting Director, Mack makes the decision to take Daisy, May, Lincoln and Joey (Joey’s first official action) to prevent Hydra from opening the portal. Meanwhile Malick’s plan involves Ward leading Hydra troops on the other side. An idea that does not sit well with Ward. Standing over Coulson’s dead body is far too important to play general in someone else’s dream.

With a clear opening and hands bound, Jemma runs over to Fitz hoping to deter him from the decision he’s made. Iron Chef makes a move but stops short.

Fitz: You touch her and the deal’s off.
Simmons: Fitz, you can’t do this.
Fitz: My mind’s made up Jemma.
Simmons: We can’t let them bring that thing back to this planet…Fitz! Please, just let them kill me.
Fitz: I can’t do that. I won’t. I lost you once. I can’t lose you again. I just…not strong enough to live in a world that doesn’t have you in it.
Simmons (puts her head on his should and whispers): Come back to me. Just don’t bring that thing back with you.
Fitz: Only thing I’m bringing back is Will.

Ward enters the room in full desert fatigues willing and able to lead they Hydra forces on the other side. They open the portal and Hydra’s men start filling in. Up in the sky, Coulson identifies Ward’s heat signature. The problem is, Ward just jumped through the portal. Coulson doesn’t wait. Grabs a parachute and jumps off the plain. “I’m ending this tonight”. He aims right for the room in question. Before Malick can give the order to close the portal, he hears a sound behind him. Its Coulson diving into the portal.

On the other side, Ward leads the men through a dust storm. Coulson lands on the planet tumbling head over feet. His landing plants his skull firmly against a rock. He appears to be unconscious. Not good under most circumstances, especially not these.

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Ward meets with Malick in the hopes of creating an understanding concerning a certain ‘vault’. This vault is rumored to house Hydra’s strongest weapon. Malick plays this one close to the vest. He claims the vault is nothing more than a rumor. Easy notion to sell if Malick hadn’t sacrificed the last living heir to it in Alex Von Strucker. Malick lets it be known that while Ward is resourceful and crafty, there’s no room in Malick’s plans for Ward or his short sighted vendetta. Then Ward takes out the team of men Malick left to harm Ward.

May watched from a distance as Andrew’s containment room was moved onto a flatbed truck to be sent to Rosalind’s containment facility. He’ll be put into stasis in human form in the hopes of delaying the inevitable. Fitz explains his lead to Simmons. He believes there is something to the ‘ram symbol’ he found in the castle that seems to match the mission patch on Will’s jacket. Daisy bumps into Lincoln, who slept for the first time in a while despite trying to avoid May. That’s not the only thing he’s avoiding. There is the awkwardness surrounding their kiss.

Mack voices some concern over Coulson’s new-found ‘closeness’ with Rosalind. Mack is almost accusatory about what that might mean. Moments later Coulson enters a basement like room where he outlines to everyone what comes next. Dr. Garner’s containment will be a sort of Trojan Horse. Teams of two will attack the intel grab from different angles. It’s time to find out what they’re doing, what they want and whether they can be trusted. Speaking of trust, May volunteers for Lincoln to be with her. There are a number of ways this could go.

Daisy activates a signal from inside Andrew’s containment room intentionally to get the ATCU’s IT department tripping over itself. Then Mack plays the role of an agent from the FBI’s cyber division informing them of two visitors en route. That would be Bobbi as the legitimate agent and Hunter as the hipster hacker turned FBI asset. With Daisy talking in his ear, Hunter sells the part well. All of this it appears, was done intentionally so that Rosalind would be tipped off.

Early impressions are that Simmons is procrastinating by way of organizing the books Fitz had sent in. The Ram symbol keeps appearing as a symbol of a blood sacrifice. She’s concerned that Will wasn’t sent through the portal by NASA, he was sacrificed. Fitz pushes through believing that they can find something in these books. Simmons has an emotional moment where she all but begs him to stop. Stop doing all the right things. Then she storms out.

With Hunter playing the hacker turned asset in place, Mack relays the building’s floor plan to Bobbi so that she can excuse herself to find the Inhumans and perhaps even a sample of the rumored cure. Now Hunter just needs to buy her time by stalling.

And now, a scene I’ve been waiting 3 years for. With that in mind, transcribed for anyone who missed it.

Fitz: Where do you get off!? Are you seriously mad at me?
Simmons: I’m mad at myself for roping you into this, it’s not fair. I’m mad that you’re so willing to help.
Fitz: So, as opposed to what? What do you expect?
Simmons: I don’t know, get angry. I cannot find a way out of this without hurting someone I care about.
Fitz: Do you think that I’m not angry? I’m sick to my stomach. I’m furious, but not at you. ‘Cause we’re cursed. The bloody cosmos wants us to be apart.
Simmons: The cosmos doesn’t want anything.
Fitz: Yeah well, I beg to differ. We had years, side by side. It just never occurred to us. And then when it does, we don’t have the courage to talk about it.
Simmons: You only mention it when we’re at the bottom of the sea facing certain–
Fitz: You wait til I’m bound for a war on an aircraft carrier, then you get swept off to some far flung planet. With him. Top marks. Pilot. Astronaut hero man.
Simmons: I would do anything–
Fitz: Do you love him?
Simmons: I don’t know…I…yes.
Fitz: Yeah…yeah, of course you do. He’s strong and smart and you gave each other hope on the edge of nowhere.
Simmons: Don’t do this Fitz.
Fitz: You think I didn’t look for dirt on him? I DID. And there’s nothing. I can’t hate him, he’s great. Why else would you fall for him. He did everything right.
Simmons: AND YOU DOVE THROUGH A HOLE IN THE UNIVERSE FOR ME!
(Fitz stares into Jemma’s eyes frantic almost like a mildly scared animal and dives into to the type of passionate kiss that has been building for three seasons. Fitz then slowly as if a sign of respect considering the line he just crossed backs up. Jemma takes a moment to reflect on what’s just happened and she willingly returns the favor.)
Fitz: We’re cursed.

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Bobbi navigates through Mack’s instructions. Footsteps are heard approaching Andrews containment. The assumption is that it is Bobbi, but as it turns out it’s Malick. Malick is prodding Andrew for information by appearing to be the only person in this situation that wants to put control over Andrew in Andrew’s hands. Bobbi has found the lab. No Inhumans and no cure. She does stumble up what look like fish oil pills. Duh Duh Duh. The ATCU is not trying to prevent the spread of Inhumans, they are trying to turn them.

Coulson walks Rosalind into the containment that held Joey at one point. Then without warning locks the door behind him. She makes a caddy comment about needing persuasion if she’s going to spend the night in that room. Coulson replies that its him that needs persuading. She needs to convince him, she’s not Hydra. Or she’s never leaving this room.

Lincoln sits in the co-pilot seat waiting for May to say something. The silence is so unnerving that he eventually starts talking. He begins with an ‘unapology’ apology for bringing Lash out of Andrew. May wanted him along so she could find a way to apologize to Lincoln on behalf of Andrew’s behavior. She blames herself for not knowing earlier.

The Coulson/Roz fight continues. Neither one willing to back down. Both making bold accusations about the other’s intent until Coulson references her slip up. Early on she referenced Tahiti. The only way she could know anything about that is if she had a high level source within SHIELD or she’s Hydra. Coulson drums back up her dead husband ploy which actually illicit a real emotional response. Coulson drives harder suggesting that they aren’t trying to build a cure, they are turning as many Inhumans as possible. Then Rosalind makes the connection. Malick. He has his hand in everything. Advising the President, helping to create the ATCU, head of the science division, and her source for the Tahiti intel.

Daisy and Mack look over the last file download while Hunter makes it to Bobbi after she’s already taken care of the situation. Daisy pulls up records that show at least one of the men of authority in this facility is in fact an Inhuman. That very authority figures walks through the doors facing Bobbi and Hunter. He levitates the guns on the floor and opens fire without touching the guns. They are able to avoid getting hit, but Bobbi has a trick up her sleeve. Her briefcase not only holds her sticks, but also a way to connect her to them. Now she can throw them and they will fly back to her. The fight continues and this new foe is formidable, but a shot to the back of the head from Hunter levels the playing field, so to speak. Just as they take a moment to breathe, Banks arrives offering to get them out of there.

Coulson permits Rosalind to make a call. Banks will lead Hunter and Bobbi to the NW parking lot. May hovers overhead and sees no evidence that is true. Until the parking lot itself opens up revealing a terribly convenient helipad. At the edge of which is Bobbi, Hunter and Banks.

Ward is able to infiltrate the ‘vault’ he’s been looking for rather quickly. So quickly in fact that Malick is waiting for him. After some complimentary small talk, Malick suggests that Ward might just be Hydra’s second head that has grown right next to Malick. And to the history lesson. Ward believes that Hydra was formed using Nazi resources in World War II under the direction of Red Skull. While most of that is true, Hydra is much much older.

Malick’s claim that Ward was too small time plays out in this final scene. A very long time ago, an Inhuman walked this earth that was destined to rule it. He was so feared that he was exiled, using the monolith, banished to a far off planet. Meanwhile Rosalind tries to explain her timeline with Malick. Simmons interrupts her and interjects the NASA theory. Fitz begins to lay down pictures of this ram symbol from over the years. One becomes the next, becomes the next, until two familiar images reveal themselves. The ram evolves into Will’s mission patch. And one of the ram images when turned upside down looks strikingly similar to the Hydra logo. Malick will gladly tear SHIELD apart as a gesture to Ward. But in return, he hopes Ward will assist in continuing to build their Inhuman army and for information on exactly how SHIELD just did something Hydra has not been able to do in a thousand years. Bring someone back from the other side. And if all goes well, Malick and Ward will rule beside this super villain when the time comes.

But for now, its time for Ward to pay someone a visit. The good Dr. SHIELD used airborne sedation to turn the monster off. Ward is more interested in turning the monster on. A notion that at least for a moment scares Andrew. With the mustard gas billowing in, Andrew tries to reel back, but the sound of him transforming can be heard.

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We begin this week with a flashback. On the heels of last week’s revelation that Lash is Andrew Garner, the show runners seem to be tipping their hand as to how. The vacation that Andrew and Melinda took six months ago. A theory that had been floated ad nauseam, but we’ll come back to that later. New beginnings for Andrew and Melinda, or so they believed.

As it turns out the droves of fans that clung to the fish oils exposed to natural bodies of water theory just got squashed in the second scene. Andrew having just got off the phone with Coulson talking about the research he’ll be doing through Jiaying’s ‘things’, Andrew opens an old book and instantly coughs jumping back out of his chair. That wasn’t dust he inhaled. Moments later, Andrew is covered with the blackish coating that is all too familiar.

Coulson and Daisy argue over the events seen at Rosalind’s holding facility while Andrew walks behind them appearing to be bored with their conversation. Daisy believes everyone should have the opportunity to be who they are, even if that means being an Inhuman. Andrew doesn’t agree. He outlines scenarios where an out of control Inhuman is justifiably a risk. Then Coulson cuts in talking about what happens if putting a bullet in Lash’s head doesn’t do the trick. Essentially right in front of Lash.

The big news of the day is that Coulson will meet with the President of the United States under the cover of a consultant for the ATCU. He’d also like Daisy to try to convert Rosalind over to her side of the fence. In the meantime, they need an example of an Inhuman that isn’t on either side of the extreme. Andrew volunteers to re-evaluate one of their guests, Joey Gutierrez.

May and Bobbi sit in the cargo hold of a SHIELD plane and Bobbi is having a one way conversation while May dwells on what the first son of Hydra said as he died. The information that SHIELD has been tracking Lash is news to May and has new meaning now. May cuts through the pleasantries with Daisy in the hopes of finding Andrew before something happens.

Garner meets with Joey Gutierrez for that psych re-eval. Joey is learning to control his power and can now use it to create things. Andrew hears ‘control’ an snaps into a day-dream where he becomes Lash and robs Joey of his life force. He snaps out of it to hear Joey mention that he could be an asset to SHIELD but his fate is in Andrews hands. He has no idea how true that is. The evaluation continues and Joey’s optimism seems to slowly but surely anger Andrew. Then May burst through the door ordering the security detail to remove Joey.

Hunter walks into the ladies locker room as soon as he hears Bobbi is back. Bobbi lacks the matter of fact excitement that Hunter displays. Without waiting more than a moment, Hunter sees Bobbi and May’s success as a sign to turn up the heat on Ward. Bobbi quickly lets it be known that she doesn’t want either one of them focusing on revenge.

Fitz sits in the lab trying retrieve whatever data he can from Simmons’ old phone. The one she had on her alien planet hiatus. Everything seems to be working in Fitz’ favor when he finds the birthday video. Then he stumbles across the first photo of Jemma and Will. To this point, Fitz has done a good job disguising his anguish since Jemma told him everything.

Mack reluctantly meets with Lincoln at an undisclosed location. Lincoln has been trying to track down his friends. The result of that search is depressing. In Lincoln’s mind, everyone at SHIELD except Daisy and Mack are suspects. And only because Mack and Daisy fought with Lincoln a few episodes back against Lash. Lincoln knows Lash is inside SHIELD and only needs Mack’s help to prove it.

Daisy’s attempt to bring Rosalind over to the, ‘we don’t have to store them like comatose popsicles’ perspective is not going well. Just before Daisy storms off, Rosalind makes a decent point. “For every Daisy Johnson there is a Lash”.

With the security agents and Joey out of the room, May begins her subtle beat around the bush attempt to get Andrew to admit that he is Lash. She describes the terror on Alex Von Strucker’s face when he explained what Andrew turned into. Andrew walks away to get some distance between the two. She persists and Andrew yells for her to stop, then turns around and ices her before her questions brought Lash out.

Fitz is refocused when he discovers the first of Jemma’s recordings. A series of audio or video recordings of Jemma talking directly to Fitz as if he were on the other end of the line each time. The story of how they first met bring Fitz to talk back to the video as if she could hear him. Jemma’s continuing thoughts of Fitz in her time of need might just be enough to draw his focus away from the image of Will. Fitz watches with tears on his cheeks hanging on her every word. And even when she decides saving her phone battery takes priority over these recordings, she smiles into the camera asks a Fitz who is not there if it would be alright if she kept talking to him anyway, without the phone.

May wakes up chained to what looks like a very large propane tank. Andrew begins to explain with May still chained. He describes the hunger and need to be near Inhumans without knowing why. Even that he broke off their ‘new beginning’ as a way to protect May from Lash. But now that she knows, he makes clear that he is still in love with her and consequently, needs her help.

A second Quinjet request permission to doc with Coulson’s flying base. It’s Mack and Lincoln. The ledger that Andrew found was actually a log on Inhuman genealogy. That’s how Lash keeps finding Inhumans, he has a list of them. Daisy remembers May seeming upset. Combine that with the news that May and Andrew are missing, and its time to turn the plane around.

Andrew’s explanation combined with May’s weakness for him is creating an equation that might just end with May giving in. Andrew moves in to the still chained May for a nice but misplaced romantic moment when Phil walks in. Coulson stays calm, but informs Andrew that if things get ugly, he isn’t alone. The conversation actually goes as well as could be expected until Lincoln hears Andrews commentary through his coms. Andrew/Lash is compelled to separate the good Inhumans from the bad ones. Lincoln can’t sit on the sideline and makes his way to where Andrew is. Less than ten words from Lincoln triggers Andrew’s transition to Lash. And now we have an Inhuman v Inhuman fight.

Lash is able to get his hands on Lincoln, then knocks him unconscious. Before he can remove Lincoln’s life force, he gets shot repeatedly by Mack. Lash stands up and Mack gets the heck out of dodge. Mack circles back around taking a few more shots. Nothing slows Lash down. He almost takes Mack’s life when Coulson grabs Lashes dominant arm with his ‘replaced’ hand. As Lash overpowers Coulson, Rosalind has her men in position and they open fire.

Lash takes each man out one at a time. Then with the men down takes to Rosalind who emptied a clip in his chest and it did nothing. Lash grabs her by the neck, raises her up in choke slam fashion and tosses her over the edge. Headed for certain death, Daisy catches Rosalind with her power and brings her down gently.

Lincoln is conscious again and overhears what’s been happening. Daisy mentions to Coulson that they have to get Lash into the containment module. Lincoln, apparently thinking more clearly whispers into his coms that he will get Lash where they need him to go. Before Lincoln can lure him, May jumps in between them. She delivers a quality speech that reduces Lash back to Andrew. Andrew just didn’t notice that he was standing in front of the containment module when May shot him repeatedly, thrusting him back into the module.

Fitz believes he may have something, a loose connection that may bring light to how Will ended up through the portal and on an alien planet. His mission patch looks strikingly close to the image found at the church a few episodes earlier. Fitz is beginning to hypothesize that someone else was pulling the strings. Someone or something that is powerful enough to control NASA.

Lincoln agrees at least temporarily to stick with SHIELD. More importantly, May has a tough decision on her hands. Andrew is sedated, but what to do when he’s not. Stasis is the logical first choice. They can put him in stasis while he’s still in human form to delay the transformation. The hope being, this might buy them just enough time to create a cure. May turns to Daisy for advice. By the end, May decides to have Andrew put in stasis.

Fitz finds Jemma looking through one of the few windows on the base to watch the sunrise. Once again, Fitz won’t go so far as to promise anything but he tells her he thinks he’s got something that might help open the portal. Fitz also mentions that he saw and heard everything on the sim card. He begins to preface his thoughts by accepting that he knew she was dehydrated and might not have been thinking clearly when she recorded those things. She turns her head slowly to look at him when she says, “I was as clear-headed when I said those things as I’ve ever been”. Jemma, without turning her head this time asks, “what do you think we should do about it? This is where I start screaming at the television. Fitz also looking forward says, “for now, let’s just watch the sunrise”.

The show draws to a close with a flashback of both Melinda May and Andrew Garner enjoying the blissful joy that neither of them thought they’d ever have. The a Ward sighting. Ward meets with Malick and they discuss Von Strucker, revenge and a grander scheme. Ward plans to cut off the head of SHIELD. Malick’s phone rings. It’s Rosalind Price. She plans to deliver Coulson to Malick at a future date. Coulson emerges from around the corner. This is clearly the morning after. Even their on-screen kiss makes me nauseous.

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Warning: Spoiler Alert

Dr. Garner is alive. Coulson brought him back. Strapped tightly to a gurney, Andrew is alive and awake. As predicted, harming Andrew brought May out from the shadows. Once she hears word that he’s alive, she goes in and asks what happened? He tells the story we saw last week. Alex was there with two other guys. More importantly, and this is new information, Coulson put an agent on Andrew for his own safety. That agent took out the other two men. Then the blast flung him from the store.

Outside in the hallway, May intercepts Hunter from going in to see Andrew. She all but picks a fight with Hunter over the risk he took. Coulson comes out to break it up. Then he benches Hunter. May wastes no time asking to take over ‘Kill Ward’ duty. Now that she’s back, Coulson is happy to oblige.
Ward whines to his #2 about Hunter getting through their recruitment process. Sounded almost like a complaining teenager. “They all want me dead that much”, of course they do. Meanwhile, Alex Von Strucker is on the run. Afraid Ward will end him for not getting the job done. He reaches out to a family friend. An ally/colleague of Senior Von Strucker. The man agrees to help.

Daisy has a theory about Lash. Lash is in the ATC. That’s right, working for Rosalind. Coulson has an appointment with Rosalind to visit the ATC detainment facility. Daisy is concerned he’s getting to close to the situation, like an undercover cop who’s been under for too long. He shrugs it off, but I have my reservations.

May walks in on Bobbi jumping rope. Bobbi mentions Andrew and May snaps. May goes after Bobbi as if she risked Andrew’s life not Hunter. To May its all the same. Hunter did what he did to get revenge for what Ward did to Bobbi. As it turns out, May just had to test Bobbi to see where she was at physically as May wanted to recruit Bobbi to help in the assassinate Ward mission.

Rosalind creates an ’emergency’ to yet again postpone Coulson’s tour of the ATC building. Coulson isn’t buying it. Rosalind reluctantly agrees to let Coulson tag along…to her residence. There has been a break in.

Hunter is beginning to get stir crazy sitting on the bench. Now he’s getting in Fitz’ way. Hunter even finds a seamless way to put his two cents in about Fitz working to get Will back. Hunter sees it as giving assistance to Fitz’ competition. Fitz sees it as saving the man who kept Jemma alive.

Daisy finds Andrew walking the halls and interjects with a request. Daisy offers Andrew the opportunity to consult. He’s almost elated compared the boringness of recuperating. She’d like him to assist on trying peg this ‘Lash’. Andrew asks about Lincoln but Daisy has little to go on. Lincoln won’t come in. Mack comes around the corner and calls out for ‘Tremors’, Mack is leaning toward supporting the Lash is ATC theory. This puts their focus directly on Banks, Rosalind’s #2. They plan a little surveillance op. Hunter begs to come along.

Bobbi and May gain access into a large Cayman Island bank. An account that SHIELD monitors belonging to Hydra. One just went active. May and Bobbi parade around like a foreign dignitary and her assistant. Once inside, Bobbi places a small explosive inside a safe deposit box, places the box back in its slot. Moments later, all of the lock boxes are broken loose. They pull out box #38. Before they can identify the contents, Fitz informs them that they tripped an alarm.

Bobbi decides to take a diplomatic approach. Security is in their face by the time Fitz told them they had no time. With Fitz feeding her information through the coms, Bobbi tries to act her way through. Suggesting that this was all a front to recruit the head security agent as if she worked for his former employer. When that doesn’t work, they decide to do it May’s way and fight their way out.

In the surveillance van, they get a beat on Banks. Hunter follows at a safe distance. Daisy and Mack discuss what the next move is. Before they can decide, they hear a noise. Hunter has donned a bandanna around his face and ices Banks, putting him to sleep. Hunter’s idea was that one DNA sample and they could check for Inhuman genetic markers. An idea that was actually kind of sound.

The ’emergency’ that sent Rosalind and Coulson on a trip to her residence, may prove to be a setup. Short of knocked over furniture, it feels like a faked robbery. Plenty of valuables lying around. Furniture looks unused. He even finds a baseball bat with some of baseball’s best player autographs of all time (Mantle, Frank Robinson, Ted Williams). Something seems off. Rosalind accepts what Coulson is throwing back at her and aborts the effort. They head to the ATC detention facility.

Ward’s #2 returns prematurely from his hunt of Alex Von Strucker to hand Ward his cell phone. Gideon Malick is the voice on the phone. Malick has a proposition. After Alex came to him for assistance and assistance was granted, Malick plans to sacrifice young Alex. Putting him firmly in Ward’s side of the equation.

Daisy, Mack and Hunter find the ATC facility. They can’t just walk in, so Daisy employs a ‘dwarf’ (they didn’t specify it by name) to see inside. Mack questions that it might be seen. Daisy retorts with, “that’s why it’s the 2.0”. This dwarf can cloak itself. Once inside relays some difficult images. An Inhuman tucked in the fetal position inside a gel filled case. If that wasn’t Inhumane enough, Daisy is not thrilled at the sight of Coulson just standing by Rosalind’s side as they watch.

Jemma walks into the lab while Fitz is working, but not on the Will project. When she asks about the simulations, Fitz hesitates. She thinks it’s because the entire situation is awkward for him. He hesitates because he doesn’t want to disappoint her. He’s run dozens of simulations and none of them have worked to this point. However, he does reiterate that they (collectively) will not give up. Jemma leaves feeling better about the situation. Once out of view, Fitz hits a key command on his keyboard and up shoot several articles he’s found online about Will Daniels.

After the tour of the ATC facility, Rosalind opens up ever so slightly. She mentions how Coulson suggested at her apartment that she wanted him to like her. Coulson attempts to walk that one back, but Rosalind admits there is at least a little truth to that.

May and Bobbi find where Ward’s #2 has strung up Alex and have been beating him. #2 Stabs Von Strucker before the fight even begins. Bobbi is slightly rusty but it is to be expected. May is absolutely not taking on three men at once. Bobbi loses the upper hand on #2 and they both end up in the pool. She is able to grab her baton that fell into the water. Using that she regains control and gets out of the pool. #2 is still talking trash about not being able to beat him. With her out of the water and him still in it, she uses her baton to electrocute him to death. No more #2.

May gets Alex down and asks about Ward’s location. Alex continues on about wanting to finish the job. Wanting to do as instructed. But then Alex Von Strucker delivers the episodes major body blow.

Alex: I tried to do what Ward wanted. I tried to kill him.
May: Professor Garner?
Alex: We had him. I didn’t know he’d change into that thing.
May: That’s not true.
Alex: What is he?
May: I don’t know.

Dr. Andrew Garner is Lash. I’ll give you a moment to really comprehend what that means. The implications could be major. The notion that Lash’s Inhuman status long predates the event that changed Daisy and many others all but flies out the window. Needless to say, next week’s episode should shed some light on that story line. And perhaps why Lash/Andrew are so interested in getting Lincoln.

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Courtesy of ABC/Marvel

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We begin tonight’s highly anticipated “Jemma” episode reliving the moment that Jemma gets pulled through the portal and onto a foreign planet. Once on the planet, Jemma shows signs of optimism. By hour 13, realism begins to set in. No sign of intelligent life as o yet. But neither are there signs of water or vegetation. By hour 71, Jemma begins to get a little crazy as she has not seen the sun yet. At hour 82, Jemma collects herself and begins outward to find food or at least water. Talking to herself along the way. Not in a going crazy sort of way but in a nervous woman before an important date sort of way.

At 99 hours the lack of water is beginning to affect her. That’s when she sees a dust storm coming over the horizon. After surviving said dust storm, Jemma finds a water source. She drinks from it then she swims in it. It’s not until she swims in it that she discovers it’s not a typical water hole or small pond. Something grabs her leg. It essentially resembles a very large tongue or tentacle. She swims frantically to the edge and severs it with a rock. At the 111 hour mark, she eats the tentacle.

Her only source of food, is the tentacle. So she goes in for seconds. Three weeks in and she still has the use of her phone. At least as far as recording goes. She talks to it as if Fitz can hear her. She needs him to read her mind and come and find her. She knows he won’t give up and neither will she. She stops short during one of her messages to Fitz when she hears something. What appear to be bamboo like stalks jetting out of the sand. She walks through them and the sound generates a smile. Until she falls through a hole in the sand landing feet below on her back, just in time to see the hole get covered.

761 Hours in Jemma wakes to find herself in a cell that seems to be constructed of those same bamboo stalks she admire moments earlier. Whatever put her there is at the very least humanoid. It’s first words to her are, “You’re still here?” as if she could just wish herself out of there. She tries to reason with him, but it appears whatever his plans, they are not as obvious as Jemma might think. She manages to trick him with a ‘you poisoned me’ ploy. She’s able to hit him with a food dish of sorts, grab his sword and run out of there.

The stranger doesn’t say much but he is clearly human. As she runs he chases after her. She manages to trip and cut herself. When he runs up on her she tells him he can kill her but she won’t accept being his prisoner. He’s more concerned with her slight bleeding.

Stranger: You’re bleeding.
Jemma: What do you care?
Stranger: It smells blood.
(He stands up and looks off into the distance)
Stranger: It’s coming. We have to go.

The “it” appears to be the dust storm Jemma has already experienced. This Stranger, or Will, seems to have been here long enough that events have clouded his judgment. He believes the storm is evil. The planet is evil. And the planet, which would be unlike anything Jemma’s ever considered before, has moods. Their social behavior towards each other starts to loosen. Will asks about Jemma being a doctor. Jemma asks how long he’s been here. He explains that keeping time is difficult without a sun. Then he asks what year is it. She replies with “2015”. There is a depressed look on Will’s face as he ventures to a different part of the underground cave. Will stands before what appears to be old NASA gear. Will arrived in 2001. Space Odyssey reference anyone?

NASA possessed the Monolith 15 years ago and they planned to use it as the ‘affordable’ new next step in space exploration. Will was only one of a team of people sent through the portal using the Monolith. A team of four were sent to map the terrain, take samples, study the stars. Will was the only one that wasn’t a scientist. Will’s job was to keep the other three alive until NASA returned to bring them home.

Will believes the planet has a way of getting inside your head. One threw himself off a cliff. Another set himself on fire. The last came after Will with a hatchet. Everything to this point has gone rather civil until Jemma revisits the notion that the planet is not evil and that there may be a psychological explanation. Will in generally pleasant and even polite until Jemma suggests by some extension that he may be crazy.

Looking over what evidence and resources Will had cultivated, Jemma found a map of the surrounding terrain. There is one area titled the “No Fly Zone”, which deems off-limits. We later discover that is where his team went, and the basis for his theory that they went mad and off’d themselves. Jemma has become stir crazy and disobeys him and ventures out to the no fly zone anyway.

She crosses a clearing and finds a messenger bag and a tool of sorts in the sand. Before she can really enjoy the spoils of her find, another dust storm comes. This time the storm is accompanied by a figure in the distance. Another humanoid figure but this one seems to have long hair and controls the dust. When she returns (fast) Will opens the hatch and they both descend. At first she’s indignant about Will keeping this information from her. Will and Jemma were not the first ones through. In the end all of that doesn’t matter, because the tool she found will help her to navigate the stars, and she thinks, help them get home.

Jemma says goodbye to Fitz and her ability to access videos on her phone as her next plan is to use the remaining battery power in her phone to power Will’s ancient computer tech. Jemma works feverishly. Before the phone finally dies, Jemma was able to find predict the next event. The Monolith creates a wormhole. Whose exit points seem to move, but its the planet that moves. Using the old computer Will brought in 2001, she was able to predict the next location. 18 days from now…in the no fly zone.

Jemma: Eat, sleep or shower. Which one are you doing first when we get back?
Will: Eat! Please. Who are you talking to? What are you gonna do?
Jemma: I’m going to eat in the shower, then fall asleep while doing it.

When they arrive at the canyon, the gap is three times larger than it was the last time Will was here. They arrive just in time to see the portal open. There is no time to get to it. But, as a backup, Jemma created a message in a bottle that would give Fitz all the information he would need to come and get them. They attach the bottle to rope connected to a gas-powered harpoon gun. They fire it off. It is on track to hit the mark when the portal closes a couple of seconds before the bottle arrives. The portal has closed. Despair immediately consumes them.

In the cave Jemma begins to accept that there is no going home. That this is in fact the embodiment of hell. Then Will shows that Jemma has turned around his own despair and hopelessness. Then we have the event that for the moment I will just refer to as ‘the event’. Jemma, not Will, instigates a kiss. They venture out like they are going on a date to watch the sunrise. A sunrise that occurs once every 18 years.

Before the sun, something bright appears. Fitz’ flare. During a moment when Will is hearing that Jemma thinks her father would have liked him, potentially embracing life on this horrid planet made brighter by Jemma’s presence. He is immediately reminded of Jemma’s desire to return home and the perceived concept that Fitz won’t stop trying to get her back. They run towards the flare. Will seems to tail off or Jemma’s just running too fast.

The evil doesn’t want them to leave. The evil appears amidst the dust in the form of an astronaut. Will runs back to tell her that is the evil and not anything to be trusted. The dust engulfs everything. Then she hears a single gunshot. The lone bullet Will saved to use on himself if it ever got to be too much. The assumption is that either he killed the evil, or he tried to and missed. Leaving us with the Schroedinger’s Cat like conclusion. Will is either alive or he’s not. And there is no way to know for sure until they open the figurative box.

At that moment, Jemma can hear Fitz’ voice. This brings us back to the moment Fitz brings Jemma back. She has been reluctant to see her rescue as completely great, and now we know why. This entire episode, it seems, was Jemma telling Fitz the story. When we are pulled back to present time and present planet, Jemma has become slightly emotional telling Fitz that story. That’s about the moment I realized that all of what we just saw was in the story. Including the ‘event’ and the assumed event that followed. Jemma begs Fitz to say something. Fitz just gets up without a word and leaves.
Jemma follows him to the lab, tears in falling down her face. She again, begs him to say something. A few keystrokes later, Fitz gestures to the computer screen. Jemma can see loads of research and even what appears to be another monolith sighting. Then once again, Fitz delivers a line that confirms my assertion that Fitz might just be the most deserving character (for whatever he desires) maybe in the history of fictional television.

(Jemma looks at the screen then up at Fitz with tears running down her face)
Fitz: We’re gonna get him back.

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Courtesy of ABC

Warning: Spoiler Alert

A young couple, we assume are Inhumans, prepare dinner when there is a knock at the door. Alicia stands in the doorway. You’ll remember Alicia from last season, a striking red-head with the ability to be in many places at once. Before they can completely understand what’s happening, the “Turgent” arrived. That would be the big blue porcupine guy that has been tearing through each episode. The trio put up a fight, but lost in the end. Coulson, Bobbi, and Fitz try to collect as much evidence from the scene before they lose control of the scene (local authorities). Daisy and Mack pursue the Turgent. They open a door expecting to find it, instead they discover Rosalind and her many men.

Daisy loathes the idea of helping a government agency rounding up Inhumans. An arrangement she did not broker but does experience the benefit of. In the apartment, Rosalind begins piecing together part of the puzzle. There are no signs in the apartment that suggest they were newly turned. This couple was Inhumans before the outbreak.

Hunter and May meet in a parking garage. Hunter is ready to jump in to this Hydra infiltration head first. May has her reservations. However, in Hunter’s mind, you don’t get to hurt Bobbi and live. Everything else are mundane details.

The Turgeon is tracking his victims by using a strange email chain that has embedded in it a virus. Coulson decides its in everyone’s best interest to share their email intel with Rosalind’s people. A notion that Daisy and Bobbi are not thrilled about.

Jemma sits with Dr. Garner. This type of resistant back and forth, Andrew should be used to by now. Jemma is absolutely hiding something major. She’s still jumpy and there’s something in her eyes that suggest we are not done with the foreign alien planet. Coulson walks with Andrew trying to get whatever little information on Jemma Andrew will part with. Then unannounced, May walks in.

Fitz stands over Bobbi’s shoulder while she conducts tests on the hair sample they found. A sample that appears to be deteriorating on its own. Fitz insists she run it again, then Fitz picks up a binder and starts thumbing through it. Jemma comes running in and with a very un-Jemma attitude and tone, she demands that Fitz not touch her stuff.

Daisy has done a little digging and believes she has a suspect in mind. Coulson’s team make for the suspects location but not before inviting Rosalind and the gang. Inside, Daisy finds the young man hiding in the closet. This ‘suspect’ is an Inhuman but his gift is clearly more of a curse. He’s essentially allergic to other Inhumans. Mr. Porcupine has a name, Lash. Rosalind takes custody of this, “Frye” and Daisy has a huge problem with that. Coulson convinces Rosalind to take Mack and Daisy along to check out their facility.

Jemma walks in on Bobbi running on a treadmill as part of her rehab. Jemma has come to apologize for her outburst, but Bobbi will have none of that. Bobbi asks if she has told anyone else that she wants to go back. WWWWHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!?! Jemma wants to go back to the alien planet she was so fortunate to be rescued from.

Daisy and Mack shoot the breeze inside the truck as they transport the Frye to wherever Rosalind keeps her Inhumans. As they approach an overpass, Lash stands on said overpass waiting for them. At the right moment, Lash jumps down landing on the transport. They do their best to subdue Lash, but two Inhumans fighting inside a truck derails its drive path. When Daisy comes out of it, she can vaguely see Lash’s silhouette. Then watches it becomes something else.

Bobbi walks into the hanger to find Coulson suited up and boarding the new bus. This throws up all kinds of red flags for Bobbi which goes all the way back to a previous scene where Bobbi had a bad feeling that Hunter was in trouble.

Ward’s #2 escorted Hunter in the trunk of his car. They march into the rebuilding Hydra headquarters. Resembles more of a garage. Hunter turns to get a good look at a map and potential intel on future moves when Ward appears. Hunter’s back is still turned. Like Russell Crowe in Gladiator, Hunter refuses to turn. Until, the moment has become awkward. Hunter says, my name’s not Richie, then he lunges for a gun and we have ourselves a fire fight. Ward’s men look for approaching vehicles but see nothing. They especially don’t see that Melinda May is already in the building.

Ward tries to buy time before he can present his ace in the hole. He signals to his #2 to make the call. Shortly thereafter, he slides that phone towards May and Hunter’s location. The phone shows a live feed…of Andrew. The Hydra legacy and a couple of goons surround Andrew in a convenient store. May wants very badly for Hunter to stand down, but that’s something he just can’t accept. Hunter takes his shot(s) but Ward gets away.

In the convenient store the camera reveals blood and products strewn about, black dress shoes and black dress pants lifeless on the floor. Suggesting its Andrew without revealing that to be the case. Then little Mr. Hydra’s Son blows up the convenient store.

Jemma finally comes clean to Fitz without giving us, the viewer, anything much to go on. Fitz knows she wants to rebuild the portal. She needs to go back and she needs Fitz to help her do so. Next week’s episode appears to maybe be completely about what we don’t know about Jemma’s time on an alien planet. And just why she would ever want to go back.